Recap...
(AND WHY
HE/SHE WON'T LIKELY SEE 2010)
1. CAREER: My career is safe, safe, safe because I am conservative and that
is what a CFO should be. My aspirations have a foundation and walls and you may
think that sounds siloed but it's not.
2. REPORTS: Sometimes I ask for a report and it is easy for the team to
complete, sometimes they look at me like I have two heads. I wish I clearly
understood what we can get from our reporting system.
3. STAFF COMPETENCE: Under my direct reports are a bunch of people who, I
imagine, do their jobs well.
4. WORK/LIFE BALANCE: Work is all there is to life
5. COST CUTTING: Cut SG&A costs anyway possible. It is what the CEO asked
me to investigate, and I will deliver, ruthlessly, if you don't mind.
6. MORE COST CUTTING: I think that eliminating employee sponsored perks like coffee creamers evidence to the CEO my commitment to cost containment.
7. JOB SECURITY: If you don't come to work on Saturday, don't bother to come
in on Sunday.
8. STRATEGIC CONTRIBUTION: I tend to have little review time for financial analysis since I am mired in the execution of it myself.
9. ONGOING ANALYSIS: Balance sheet reconciliations only need to be performed
at year end. Likewise, LCMs, impairment, pension analysis, tax provisions, debt
FMV, option accounting and provision analysis...I don't try want to stress out
my staff by asking them to keep up with these things~


UNKNOWN CFO: The publication FinancialWeek followed the path
of many companies in 2009 and went belly up, but one of its most intriguing
columns was well worth the read each week - and that was the CFO Churn-o-Meter.
This informative little graphical tool measured the number of CFO's fired each
week in a handy little green-yellow-red meter. In slow weeks where only a few
dozen were canned, the chart showed green (though probably it didn't feel green
to those few dozen). However, in latter months prior to the publication's
closure, the meter was consistently in triple digit firings with yellow and red
indicators. Not good.